Shanina Shaik

when Miley Cyrus takes you to her favorite restaurant and you dont know what to eat

who at the NSA has seen me naked? how many of them want to call me. i know youre reading this. im not doing anything tonight or tomorrow

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”

he was probably 30 in this scene thats why

when you try to make plans with your friends and they say no

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

Me: What time does the bus come? Bus company: it’s a surprise :)

the sexual tension between you and the cashier your age at the supermarket