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IzayaOriharaTheBae

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why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

Aozaki: Akabayashi, you’re wearing shades. It’s Monday.

Akabayashi: So?

Kazamoto: So that’s against the rules and you can’t sit with us.

Akabayashi: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.

Kazamoto: They were real that day I wore a vest.

Akabayashi: Because that vest was disgusting

Aozaki: YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US