Live fast ,die young !

do you ever get in that mood when literally anything pisses you off

its that time of year when you start worrying bout your grades but its too late

but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s bitch

shoutout to my phone screen for having to stare at my face all day and not cracking itself

For your satisfaction.

my beauty is called ugly

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

I just sorta feel like I’m on drugs when I’m with you. Not that I do drugs, unless you do drugs, in which case I do drugs all the time. Every drug. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)

I want to sleep for four years then wake up with a degree, 6 million dollars, and a chemically balanced brain.

if u ever feel stupid just remember that one time me and my family were on an elevator for 15 minutes panicking and thinking we were stuck only to find out that none of us had pressed any buttons when we first got on 

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

“you forgot to collect the homew…”

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

no offence but i hate myself and hope i die in my sleep