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Hen | 22 | they/them | bi/trans/nb | OCD+Autistic | Author, Artist, enthusiast of fictional robots 🤖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Read or listen to my Webnovel @ iwriterobots.com
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Hey you! Yes, you! Do you like any of the following:

  • Reading
  • Fiction Podcasts
  • Fiction
  • Webfiction/Webserials
  • Sci-Fi
  • Gays
  • Robots
  • Gay Robots!
  • Stories Centered on a Queer/LGBTQIA+ Cast
  • Robots but like more of them and they're friends
  • Specifically the Biology of Electric Eels and/or Sharks and/or Playtpuses
  • Science Fantasy + Cyberpunk

If you said "Yes" to any of those, please consider:

Read My Webnovel!

Interface is a queer, sci-fi web novel about a world where people evolved bio-electric organs that let them produce current in their bodies and feel electric fields and waves. They use this to communicate and develop technology in an advanced-tech world where three major companies in a governmental alliance vie for power over one another.

The story updates twice a month, and the story is currently progressing through its first major arc, Pt. 1, called, "The Robot."

The plot revolves around two kids from opposite walks of life in a high-tech world that is all one city divided into sectors. Their lives become entangled when they discover a mysterious robot. Intrigue, tragedy, and hijinks ensue as they delve into the conspiracy.

If you're curious about the world + characters, you can read about the world a little more here, and the characters here.

Its important to me that the series is as accessible as I'm able to make it. If you struggle with reading, be it ADHD or dyslexia etc, there are still a number of ways you can enjoy the series! Interface is available on sites like RoyalRoad, where you can adjust the webpage to make reading easier for you. Also, the series updates with audio-chapters available on spotify which can also be found from the main site's table of contents.

Consider checking it out! I'll leave all the relevant links here, but you can also find them from my main site, iwriterobots.com.

Main Site

RoyalRoad

Audio Chapters

Support the Series

Thank you!

-iwriterobots

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maydayprkr
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calware

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

  • i'm going to kill god
  • i'm going to delete my blog
  • i'm going to explode
  • i'm going to blow up this entire website
  • i'm going to become the joker
  • this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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calware

THIS ONE WINS

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sweet-soul-brotha
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calware
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calware

oh you know

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calware
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polishbarnowl

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

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homoqueerjewhobbit

Me taking my hypothetical children to pride:

See that man in the dog mask? He's playing a game of make believe with his friends to have fun, just like we do! See how his tail is wagging?

See that man with a gun? He's part of a violent institution that serves the ruling elite and upholds white supremacy. Fifty years ago he would have been raiding all these bars and arresting us all. He could shoot you in the face right now and probably not even lose his job. If he tries to talk to you, remember to say, "I won't speak with you unless I have an attorney present."

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teaboot

Who wants to help me burn the entire UPS to the fucking ground in a blaze of unrestrained violent glory

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teaboot
  1. Day one. Arrive home to a UPS notice on the ground, face-down in the flower bed. "Sorry we missed you!". My first name is scrawled across the top. Half of today's date is in the "delivered to" section. Location name? "Pay cod en line".
  2. Day two. Arrive home to a new UPS notice. My first name is, again, scribbled across the top outside of any box. It is spelled wrong and smeared in a way that, from a distance, looks like it says "Vagina". This time, it is in what appears to be bright purple gel pen. In a box below, "this was our final attempt"
  3. Google UPS offices near me. The closest one us 2 hours by bus, 1 hour by car. One way.
  4. Attempt to phone the number circles in pencil on my invoice. It is closed. Also in a different time zone.
  5. Attempt to pay bill online. It prompts me to create an account. I do so.
  6. To pay my bill, I must fill in my information from my invoice. This goes well, until it asks me for my "optional 4-digit control number".
  7. The control number is said to be optional. I proceed without it and click "next".
  8. Error: please enter 4-digit control number.
  9. Maybe I read the invoice wrong. I read it again. Three times.
  10. No.
  11. There are no 4-digit numbers.
  12. There are no mixed number-and-letter sequences in multiples of 4.
  13. I check the other papers.
  14. Bar code has the same 4-digit sequences on both.
  15. Enter that.
  16. Error: the information you have entered is incorrect.
  17. Check website for how to read their invoices, because obviously I'm missing something obvious. No. There are no answers.
  18. Google "UPS invoice". Only result for a UPS invoice that looks anything remotely like mine is from a registered complaint listed 4 years ago, photo taken on a cell phone and posted to reddit.
  19. Read that invoice.
  20. There is no 4-digit control number.
  21. Punch desk.
  22. Return to UPS online. Find an option for paying my bill that does not ask me for a 4-difit anything.
  23. Error: the information you have entered is incorrect.
  24. Check for typos.
  25. No typos.
  26. Information is exactly as I entered it the first time, when everything was accurate.
  27. Punch desk.
  28. Second Google dive. No new information. Dead ends everywhere.
  29. Read invoice again.
  30. Nothing.
  31. Attempt to enter information online again.
  32. Window has timed-out. Have to start over.
  33. Error: information is incorrect.
  34. Sent back to page 1.
  35. Start again.
  36. Error.
  37. Automatic page refresh.
  38. Back to page 1.
  39. Start again.
  40. Error.
  41. Automatic page refresh.
  42. Punch desk again.
  43. Punch desk again.
  44. Punch desk again.
  45. Hand hurts.
  46. Enter information.
  47. Pop-up.
  48. "Would you like to rate your experience with us today? How did you find your billing experience?"
  49. 0/5. 'Extremely difficult'.
  50. "Tell us how we can improve our service!"
  51. Stare blankly at screen.
  52. "I have been punching my desk for thirty minutes. I dont know what to say. My fear of being a shitty customer has been outstripped by my despair. This has broken me as a man."
  53. Check clock.
  54. It has been two hours.
  55. I have spent two hours trying desperately to give someone my money.
  56. I don't even know where my package is.
  57. I can't even talk to a person about it for another nine hours.
  58. Sit on the floor.
  59. Remember groceries.
  60. Frozen pierogi fucking thawed in my fucking backpack
  61. My fucking pierogi
  62. Soothe bruised knuckles with wet bag of pierog
  63. Tumblr
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teaboot

GOOD

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glowcowboy

hi everyone. does anybody else miss something they can never return to. anyone else being swallowed whole by grief. anyone else clinging to love as a life preserver

#maybe this is rude but i miss the simplicity of knowing both my parents didnt know me at all#now i have to navigate this split approval rating and remember there are some topics okay with one parent but not the other wtc#im proud of them for learning and changing and not being so hateful i just think its more complicated to have a relationship with them now
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mercyofempty

media where the themes are about life and death that living can be so hard and painful and is filled with so much grief and loss that it might not even seem worth it at times but there's always hope and joy and beauty in even the smallest of things of every day life so even if its hard and it hurts so much its suffocating we must find the courage and strength to push forward and live with what time we have