The Chattering Order of Crowley-banging

sooo i was here about a year ago when i saw people thristing over alec hardy and made a blog for him which sadly got deleted. but i made a new one for the dirty birdies who love alec (iwouldfuckalechardy) i'm sorry to use this as promo but idk how else to tell people that it's back up and running

reducing him to a whimpering mess, his hands tearing up the sheets, my head between his legs and my hands holding down his thighs. That's all

Okay but demon magic bondage. Just imagine him suddenly grinning and snapping his fingers and you're suddenly restrained to the bed (this could be conjuring handcuffs and stuff or simply like,, the Force or somethin) and he drapes himself over you and does whatever he wants. He'll see how good you are before he lets you scream, otherwise the magic shuts you up

anyone ever suggested the idea of multiple dicks because I'm one kinky fuck and I've certainly kept it to myself for long enough

I'm in quarantine and lonely af SO it's time for Crowley come over and frick frack challenge. Horizontal tango with me, let's do the dance of life, the genital macarena,

Crowley would probably stop functioning if he found out one of his s/o's hobbies is pole dancing. Not only because he thinks it's beautiful and sexy as fuck, but also because the amount of strength to do that is just amazing. Like, he knew his s/o was strong, but now he KNOWS his s/o is strong.

Sometimes (translation: a lot of times) I wonder how soft his hair would feel in my hand if I pulled it while fucking him so good and hard he's sobbing and forgets how to speak.

I love this cult-

I want to wrestle Crowley into handcuffs somehow and sit on his lap so he can’t move and tease him until he begs me to let him out (he refuses to beg but eventually he gives in) and as soon as I uncuff him he flips me over and fucks me while reasserting himself, reminding me who’s in charge.

You think he would want a 4ft 11 woman who isn't what most people seem perfect?

I want to give Crowley head and tease him so much that he's shaking and whimpering for release

Am I the only one who would just be surprised if he wanted to be with me? I'm trash

I'm sorry but "i’ve spent the last couple months becoming illiterate" is the most relatable sentence I've seen in a while

I just wanna kiss that long neck and leave lipstick marks all over his chest, and along his thighs

I'm so glad for this blog because I know I'm not alone in wanting to top Crowley, especialy if he broke out lacy lingerie to do it in