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The Chattering Order of Crowley-banging

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Confess, demonfuckers. (Not appropriate for younger audiences.) Counterpart Blog About and Tags
Anonymous asked:

Okay but demon magic bondage. Just imagine him suddenly grinning and snapping his fingers and you're suddenly restrained to the bed (this could be conjuring handcuffs and stuff or simply like,, the Force or somethin) and he drapes himself over you and does whatever he wants. He'll see how good you are before he lets you scream, otherwise the magic shuts you up

Anonymous asked:

Crowley would probably stop functioning if he found out one of his s/o's hobbies is pole dancing. Not only because he thinks it's beautiful and sexy as fuck, but also because the amount of strength to do that is just amazing. Like, he knew his s/o was strong, but now he KNOWS his s/o is strong.

Anonymous asked:

I love this cult-

i love how this message appears to cut off suddenly, as if being dictated by someone who was, by some unfortunate circumstance, unable to talk all at once

Anonymous asked:

I want to wrestle Crowley into handcuffs somehow and sit on his lap so he can’t move and tease him until he begs me to let him out (he refuses to beg but eventually he gives in) and as soon as I uncuff him he flips me over and fucks me while reasserting himself, reminding me who’s in charge.

You think he would want a 4ft 11 woman who isn't what most people seem perfect?

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No one in the world is perfect. Anyone who claims to be, is faking it. Some people are a little better at faking it but they're still just faking it. (Insert "everyone's ass has a crack in it" joke here.)

And I can think of no reason a 4'11" woman would be less worthy of Crowley's attention than anyone else, as long as she's good with the whole snake demon thing.