nickoffermen
WAYNE’S W🌎RLD (1992)
jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.
unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)
I would rather die serving cunt than die serving my country
my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
This is George Costanza behavior
GEORGE: she he’d me!
JERRY: exclusively?!
GEORGE: the WHOLE evening.
JERRY: and this is the girl who had ACAB Land Back Fuck TERFs in her profile?
GEORGE: i told you, jerry! i told you that was a huge red flag. all performativity, no understanding behind it.
JERRY: i just don’t get it, who hears “any pronouns” and doesn’t even throw a they into the mix?
GEORGE: cis women on tinder, apparently!
KRAMER: *barging in* george! how’d that tinder date go?
GEORGE: terrible!
KRAMER: i warned you! jerry, i warned her, i told her “keep to hinge and her, there’s nothing for you on tinder” and did they listen?
JERRY: xe didn’t listen.
no more marvel. no more booktok books with the same cover. no more poetry collections that are written solely for the quotes to circulate online. no more songs written with the intention of going viral. please i’m begging.
they should invent a brain that doesn’t make me jump to conclusions and get anxious over the smallest things
being in ur 20s is like what 2 songs am i listening to on repeat tonight
social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"
whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙
but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬
mechanicalangel-deactivated2023
everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.
the universe knew that if i got any taller than 5’3 i would cause 10x more problems. so i was forcibly condensed. for the safety of the world
i literally wasn’t made to work sorry to the freaks who enjoy this grindset shit but you literally have psychological problems. i just want to sit and think and maybe talk and eat and drink
"whatever I'm fucking balling" is such a healing coping phrase
"I'm just chilling as fuck, homie" has saved me from various stressful situations I did not think I'd see the other side of
1986: its hip to be square
2022: its based to be cringe
You like Tumblr bloggers? Their early work was a little too Superwholock for my taste. But when the porn ban came out in ‘18, I think they really came into their own, commercially and memetically. The whole era has a self-aware, indifferent attitude, and a new sheen of unabashedness that really gives the posts a big boost. They’ve been compared to Twitter, but I think Tumblr has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '21, Tumblr released this; Breaking Bad, their most accomplished site-wide obsession. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "It’s Based To Be Cringe". A mindset so catchy, most people probably don't think about the meaning. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of being yourself and the importance of expressing your interests. It’s also a personal statement about the site itself. HEY PAUL!
