I havent been on tumblr in 2 years and I log on out of curiousity and yall are sstill wild as hell I dont likee it here
remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream
he looks like he just accidentally teleported there
Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.
What a legend
Jeffrey Star has all this money and still dresses like shit and is the ugliest person I’ve ever seen
this is the modern version of oscar wilde saying "i never saw someone take so long to dress with such little result"
Destruction of Christopher Columbus statue on the square in his name
[Arica, Chile, Nov. 2019]
Instagram ads are like here is a sexy feminist razor and a sexy feminist push up bra and sexy feminist leggings to enhance your sexy feminist ass 🙌🏽 if you support women please remove your body hair and get your tits out immediately!
“Build a mirror out of waterfowl” is not an art project. It’s something an evil wizard from a Russian fairy tale does three scenes before the nine-year-old-girl protagonist cuts his heart out with a hairbrush.
Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in
the dream thieves // blue lily, lily blue // call down the hawk
Tonight, the fog says, You are whole, but the body differs
& no self-portrait will tell you otherwise & no wide landscape will accept you, broken as you are.
— Andrés Cerpa, from Bicycle in a Ransacked City: An Elegy
mary oliver, ‘from this river, when i was a child, i used to drink’
[ID: “‘What, precisely, will you grieve for?’ For the river. For myself, my lost joyfulness. For the children who will not know what a river can be—a friend, a companion, a hint of heaven.” end ID]
Tiny baby on the bus: 👀
Me: 👀
Good news y'all
emily dickinson to sue gilbert / transatlanticism by death cab for cutie / corpse song by margaret atwood / love from a distance by richard siken / kiss me thru the phone by souja boy
On that same note, one of the biggest things I’ve learned over the last 2 years is to build friendships based on me as an individual, not based on shared interests. I’m no longer willing to build friendships on marvel or anime or anything that’s not base around who I am as a person, not the things I like.
I feel like a lot of people, especially on this website, have not grown up enough to recognize the difference between the things they like and who they are. I think a lot of this has to do with the fact that so much of fiction is used as escapism; so it begins to feel like who you are and not what you do.
you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey
I really needed to read this today. Thank you.
Potato girl has her life goals in order.
This is a game changer.








