(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
me: im so tired i wanna sleep
also me: *willingly stays up until 4:00 am*
imagine sleeping early and waking up with the sunrise and enjoying mornings and being prepared for class and knowing the material and living a healthy lifestyle and having your life together in general
me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task
also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,
Me in the morning: today is the day I finally get my life together
Me at night time: okay but tomorrow is the day I finally get my life together
Me: *repeats poisonous cycle*
