Anonymous asked:

anytime I hear the lyrics "such a pretty face on a pretty neck" I think of those pez dispensers and the fact that one direction had some

harryfeatgaga answered:

sTOP

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bipley

i literally dont care whether this is real or fake and i never will because it is indisputably the best thing ive ever witnessed on television in my whole life & i implore you to watch it the whole way through

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cakelovessalad

this is so wild

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patrik-star

It’s time to master all 4 elements sisters!

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heart

thedarkperidot

Me: I’m going to be SO productive today

Also me: *dissociates for five hours*

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hungwy

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

dreams-squared

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it.

hungwy

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you

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authenticstains

sexwitsockson

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h0odrich

Anonymous asked:

What r u mixed with

h0odrich answered:

my mom and my dad

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thecryptkeeper

my organs after eating like shit all day

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dadd

alienscumbag

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screenshotsofdespair

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humorrelated

ridge.tumblr.com

Source: ridge

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forstylesonly

dankmemeuniversity

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michaelburnnham

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

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meanhero

trashwizard

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onlinecounsellingcollege

“One day it just clicks. You realize what’s important and what isn’t. You learn to care less about what other people think of you and more about what you think of yourself. You realize how far you’ve come and you remember when you thought things were such a mess that you would never recover. And you SMILE. You smile because you are truly proud of yourself and the person you’ve fought to become.”

— Unknown