going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

subtotal:                                 18.34

and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

What if Grass and Fire Pokemon swapped types?

Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter

The artist has done a few more swaps like Water and Electric

and Normal and Dark

Sitting here with my mom judging anime characters, and it's the greatest gift of mankind with her remarks

"so with anime girls if they don't have large boobs they have giant eyes instead?"

"if he is 15 why is he built like he is 30?"

"you cant use white hair as an indication of age, if the kid next to him also has white hair"

"so putting horns on a human body makes them a dragon...?

Well at least they actually look their age"

Actually she's like a 1000 years old...

"...you fucking stop that"

"What noise did she just make, it sounded like a balloon toy being squeezed out"

"THERE'S LIVE VERSIONS OF THEM ON YOUTUBE??? Oh God their mouths don't move"

And finally,

"y'know, as a college degree artist, I can appreciate that anime has come as far as it did,

But what the fuck?"

Sitting here with my mom judging anime characters, and it's the greatest gift of mankind with her remarks

"so with anime girls if they don't have large boobs they have giant eyes instead?"

"if he is 15 why is he built like he is 30?"

"you cant use white hair as an indication of age, if the kid next to him also has white hair"

"so putting horns on a human body makes them a dragon...?

Well at least they actually look their age"

Actually she's like a 1000 years old...

"...you fucking stop that"

"What noise did she just make, it sounded like a balloon toy being squeezed out"

"THERE'S LIVE VERSIONS OF THEM ON YOUTUBE??? Oh God their mouths don't move"

And finally,

"y'know, as a college degree artist, I can appreciate that anime has come as far as it did,

But what the fuck?"

it’s spooky season my dudes

o.k. is 1830s Bostonian abbreviation fad slang originating from a comical misspelling of “all correct” (oll korrect)

Old timey people just walked around spurting lolspeak everywhere

listen i don’t know if you’ve seen many primary sources from the era but that is pretty much EXACTLY what they did. 

language has never had rules and is the very first thing we corrupt in the name of humor 

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

another fine post from god herself

I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

If you just scrolled past, don’t. Go back and read it. I promise it is not what you think

Legit advice, can confirm.

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

professor: you are failing this course

the rat living in my shoulder bag who i spent time training instead of doing the course work: *pops head out and plays sad wah wah wah wah noise on trombone*

Go figure, leftists are only good for playing with rodents 😂 Simple minds, simple pleasures I guess. All we have to do to distract them is jangle a set of keys or throw something shiny

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

one (1) flirty winter spirit 

My daughter also needs to see if your son can manage a house, cook food. Only then we’ll agree to this marriage.

It’s a nice ad from BIBA India with a good ending as well. Link - (x)

Okay, he’s got potential. :)

Look at the glow in her eyes. She may or may not have loved him before, but now she knows he’s willing to grow and change to improve their life together. That’s real love.

Reblogging for this version. Even if she’s happy to be the primary homemaker, her husband needs to know the basics. Otherwise, if she falls sick or otherwise has a bad day, they’re both out of luck, and that’s just not fair to a sick woman. Or to a pregnant one.

And this young man steps up to the task! He accepts that he’s lacking in the basic skills necessary to care for a wife, and resolves to grow as a person.