asker of many questions

eepy

I've grown a mouth so sharp and cruel it's all that I can give to you, my dear

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

This is badass: Medieval Nubian Fashion Brought to Life. Click through to the link because there’s more replica clothing and it is all stunning!

This is AMAZING.

Much love to everyone in a similar situation as me. We'll get through this <3

One day, before my parents learned to accept my brother, my mom said to me that transitioning would be very dangerous for his health. Mind you, my brother is studying medicine, so already the argument that he didn't know what he was getting into was already very shaky, but at some point, I just told her "but mom, you smoke" and

she

got

very quiet

This is a hilarious story, but it's SO representative of the wild double standards people have for HRT compared with other medicine.

At this point it's necessary equipment

"why are u wearing power armor at thanksgiving dinner?" its called boymoding, keep up

I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer

oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache

her wizardgirl swag..

sparkle on my dudes

Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

Please for the love of god. You should be able to change controls WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OF THE ROAD. There is no reason to have to look at a SCREEEN while DRIVING

live teddie reaction

squeaky toy

Procrastination.

Ling: Yeah, that's what I said.

Greed: -_-*

hottest sexiest moment in all of leverage is when “we are on a reset. the main objective is the girl, we find her and bring her back safe. we lose the chip if we have to, we burn connell if we have to.” and then “nate, if im engaged–” “do you worst.” and then “this is a goodwill gesture. what i want for it in return is your undivided attention and the benefit of the doubt. my name is nate ford and in a few seconds the phone is going to ring.” all with the screams of the people at the carnival in the background

The team was willing to kill everyone in their path to get that child back and honestly that is the sexiest thing on earth

I think about this post every day

oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

call 911 and something that is definitely not a person picks up.

call 911 and get an operator only for the call to become increasingly weirder and more sinister until you realize that whatever picked up is not there to help.

text messages from someone who's dead. voicemails that sound like dead air until you turn the volume all the way up.

emergency alerts for weather that doesn't happen on earth.

Your phone rings - but it's your phone number on the screen. You answer it, but all you hear is heavy, laboured breathing. You go to say something, only to hear your voice on the other end tell you "It's too late," and hang up.

You get a message from a number you don't recognise. It's a picture of you from behind. You turn and see there's nobody there. When you look back at your phone, you see the sender has sent another text - "Sorry, wrong number."

Your phone rings - it's a private number. You answer it, only to feel the sensation of something licking your ear.

You wake up to find a voicemail. You play it back, only to hear an autotuned version of your own voice reciting a Bible passage - 1 Peter 2: 18-20.

You get an emergency alert. It says "I'm sorry."

the world is strange and big and beautiful and a lot of it statistically is bugs

It's so obnoxious that every time a really strange looking animal goes viral the comments are flooded with people who suspect it's a space alien, a genetic experiment, a mutation or a hoax all before they ever suspect that maybe there are more animals in the world than the 5 kinds they can name

I made this post before AI images were an issue and you cannot imagine how much worse this has gotten

because the ages in ace attorney are so fucked phoenix and mia’s entire relationship is literally just