i appreciate people still reblogging this now that it makes no sense

So I decided to look up what songs are turning 10 this year and I'm very *dabs* old and upset

Imagine being Friend Bear and the embodiment of friendship in Care-a-Lot and some fuck named “Best” Friend Bear suddenly comes into town

i would turn into fucking Enemy Bear

I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.

I'm actually gonna cry over these crabs.....

In case anyone was curious what they looked like!

GRABBY PATTIES

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords

New Yorks abouta killa whole lota landlords

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Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

bro is it parasocial to experience art

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

love is attained through embarrassing yourself by asking for it instead

sorry but im tagging all my posts with #girl to keep the demographic of apple users out of my post viewing audience

reporting you for discrimination

shut UP miles, spell of block apple users activate: #girl #skull #tony the tiger #feet #death

I will never forgive Sony snipers for taking this away from us.

Give Andrew Garfield's Spiderman a boyfriend 😤

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.

This whole fucking time I thought the mall near my apartment was going to be holding a Grinch vs. Santa wrestling match but now I’m pretty sure it was just a creative way to announce they’re going to have both Santa and the Grinch available for your kid to take pictures with

THEY CALLED IT A WRESTLING MATCH WHY WOULD I NOT TAKE THEM AT THEIR WORD

WAIT the associated Insta handle says more about wrestling please god let there actually be a wrestling match please

THERE IS WRESTLING I REPEAT THERE IS IN FACT WRESTLING

Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen

“These artifacts were excavated by archaeologists from a burial site in the 1970’s. The remains were returned for reinterment” Okay cool, cool cool. So you just, like. Dug up the grave of a respected family member, stripped them naked, mailed their body back to their family and kept everything they were lovingly put to rest in. Like a graverobbing bastard

Reminds me of the time when of the elders from my hometown started touching a totem pole in the Museum of Anthropology out at UBC and got yelled at by the staff, only to tell him that the pole had been stolen off of the front of her bighouse when she was ten years old.

Museum collectors did the equivalent of kidnapping a family member when they were away fishing.

The Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act requires all institutions that receive federal funding to repatriate remains and artifacts so if you can identify the source of something on display absolutely get a hold of that institute’s repatriation office

remember go nuts show nuts whatever

this wasnt a suggestion im talking abt tumblrs old nsfw policy

"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

this broken website is the source of an obscene amount of my brain’s serotonin supply

The beast is transgender in nature

No one is going to shoot you. I’m shaking your hand and draping a medallion around your neck

whatever i have no fear of apple or tumblr. fuck shit ass milf penis. what are you going to do about it

normalize your billionaire wife being thick as shit and sexy as fuck and going behind her back to betray her with an inflatable dancing car wash tube if it had debilitating social anxiety

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