Source: DitzyFlama on Twitter
By growing it in the dark it means the rhubarb doesn't place any energy and nutrition into growing leaves. So it puts everything into the edible stem and grows taller, more nutritious and tastier.
The candle light is just tradition. You could use electric lights if you wanted.
me: the bug drank a rootbeer and exploded like a firecracker? lol! reblog
my phone suffocating from the thick fog of water vapor in the shower: god i know we dont talk much but will you do me just one favor
one thing i know is that there is no problem an "awawawawa" or a "wehh" or a "yippee!" can't fix
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance
Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post
Video Description:
Man in an office is holding a stunt safe foam rubber cinder block: This is a prop foam rubber cinder block, that way we can smack an actor with it, and it won’t kill him. [man throws the prop at his coworker’s head]. But if it DID kill him, I’d still get off scot-free
Coworker [off-screen]: How would you do that, Scott?
Scott: Because there’d be no concrete evidence.
Coworker: [throws foam rubber cinder-block at Scott’s head]
please note that for both impacts someone did foley work to make the foam brick go 'bang!'
my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me
hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever
are yhou sure about this doctor
pawsitive
Anonymous asked:
dr. seuss was racist :/
AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERENT?
i know it's funnier without context but here's the context if anyone needs it
robots are so so cute,,,, love is stored in the wires
WHO TOUCHED MY POST
WHO TOUCHED MY FUCKING POST
I love it when someone replies with just "thank", because then I can reply with this image
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can't get an algorithm like this on twitter
Let's also not forget the intersex kids who are forced into surgeries and hormones with no ability to consent.
Trans and intersex bodily autonomy NOW.
This. There are many intersex children who go thru puberty early, and most of the time intervention is chosen for us, not by us. Cis intersex children deserve autonomy too.
choose your path wisely
going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious