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Tired

@itsyourbitchquill

bleep
oh yeah I’m a lesbian suck my strap on
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any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults

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seriously you go into another room to get a band-aid and you come back to find a quartet of ten year-olds prostrating themselves around a dirty baby sock they found on the floor and chanting “speak to us, master” and that’s just life

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

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“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

It’s actually the 2nd SpyKids movie.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

reblog this post to join the “stop hating on cosette and marius you fucks" brigade

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

no white gay will reblog this

no white lgb person will reblog this

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

Once again in honor of barricade day, here is a vine for you. (The original vine itself no longer works)

I DON’T CARE THAT IT IS NOVEMBER I SHALL STILL S L A M THE REBLOG BUTTON

Crisis Text Line

If you’re a mentally unstable introvert like me, this is amazing. Simply text anything that’s bothering you to 741-741, and you’ll be able to chat with one of their 1,500 trained volunteer counselors. It is 24/7, and they’re there to help with anything from suicidal thoughts to homophobia. Even if you don’t think this will be of use to you, please reblog. I know there are tons of people (specifically teens) on Tumblr that could really use this contact in their phone. - Casper

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wow

OH CRAP

wait what is this-

FLOW, THIS POST ONLY APPEARS ONCE IN A BLUE CORN MOON

//Mun: God I love this post-

It’s so sad to see porn blogs in the notes however-

@ashtontries its just a post with a lot of reblogs. whats so good??i mean,the pictures are good but jesus;.

correct me if im wrong, but i think this was the first post on Tumblr and it’s hella rare to see it

thats ok i guess???its just the first post j e  s u s . i mean, ive been looking for the first post and first blogger on tumblr,ima look it up in the morning cause im tired and im sick of everyones shit for tonight my friend~ UWU

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OMAHYAHF

sorry

to every person I’ve stared at I don’t hate you I just think you’re really pretty

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wack.

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I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

THIS is the best post ever. 

THIS.

I’m going to say it-

For all you homophobes hiding behind religion so you can say “gays will burn in hell,” you’re wrong. Dead wrong.

Let’s start this off with one thing. I am being raised in a Catholic family, and when I came out to them as bisexual, guess what they did? ACCEPT ME.

Now onto the homophobes. Isn’t God all loving? Forgiving every sin you do? Say being gay was a legit sin (as in emphasized in every chapter, not just one line in one section in one version of the book) according to the Bible. God would forgive you for being gay. Of course he would, right? So to every homophobe out there still going to religion as an excuse to prejudice a group of people who are different than you, YOU ARE THE ONE DISGRACING HIS NAME. NOT THE LGTBQ+ COMMUNITY. YOU. FUCK YOU.