Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

Sometimes I go to myself "you know, I don't understand what NFTs are" and then I go look it up again and discover, yes, actually I do know what NFTs are. It's just that every time I read about them again I'm left going "this CAN'T be it, there has to be something else to make this make sense" and the answer is always no.

The Witches of Eastwick (1987) dir. George Miller

Haiku

Sometimes just being comfortable with someone is really just enough 10:55 AM 16/9/21

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

Mikhail

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed

The real villain

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph