Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud
The fourth little pig built his house out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.
One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions
It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone
saw someone refer to not knowing how to keep track of your money as "girl math" ......why are we in this weird era of treating women like idiots but repackaging it to sound cute and quirky. We All Need To Stop
for a full 2 hours before feeding time, Pangur follows me around weeping like an orphan wretch
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
google search how to act normal
google search how often should i blink
google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much
google search how close is it normal to stand
google search am i offputting
lolabunnyy
I think it's so funny when someone says "this is probably tmi" bitch, I do not care. You can tell me the most unhinged shit unapologetically. I live for it, let's go.
I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since
Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went
anxious-depressed-potato
How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?
Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested
i,... hate.... HUMIDITY!!!!! *starts punching the water molecules in the air around me*
