Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

…. For now

theyare friends. :)

obsessed with this bench

The Ballet Rehearsal on Stage, Edgar Degas 1874

is this the boy with brown eyes you all have been talking about

I found out my phone can make pngs and im going to throw up laughing at this one of my bf's cat

hey.. dont cry, let's stim in the home depot lighting section together, okay?

@aaronburrssexdungeon happy boob day

This mosquito in my room is passing on its bloodthirst to me youve already bitten me on both feet and now randomly buzz around my room I am literally trying to sleep I will burst your three braincells with my shoe

THIS VIDEO OS KILLING ME

Shut up biiiitch I don't care if you're gonna kill god

the american midwest. people wake up in their ikea beds and immediately slam into their ford trucks and drive 2 hours through featureless cornfields to pretend-work in an office for a company that functionally does nothing. they dissociate until it's time to get back home and listen to classic rock or top 40 pop for an hour to wind down. dinner is unseasoned roast chicken and weak cold beer made mostly of rice. then they have missionary for 3 minutes with their hetero spouse and reminisce briefly about high school and pass out. anything that forces a deviation from this life-plan is a federal fucking offense and, in the minds of people who have fully surrendered spiritually to the midwestern mindset, heralds instant violent death. they say bulls are baited into a rage by the color red; if you show a midwesterner any color bright enough, they'll reach for a gun

call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me

he took a bath 3 times

his name is Organic Spinach

the cleanest frog in Michigan

anoche con las elecciones