When you get to hold the McDonald’s bag and you eat fries out of everyone else’s then when you get home you take the one with the most fries 

I DO THAT ALL THE TIME BROOOO

cute

why did heelys die why were we so afraid of progress

Dad: *sees Caitlyn Jenner on tv* it’s not she it’s HE Me: Don’t worry dad your generation will die soon :))

omg I can't rn

Choose a pill

Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will

Blue pill: tastes like raspberry 

blue

lmao

u thought I would pick red

stupid asses

JUST LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING MONSTROSITY

not only are they minion shoes, but CROCS 

MINION  C R O C S

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

WHAT ARE THOSE

how much did jude law pay for that article

ONG

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this is the truest thing ive ever read

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same

[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]

HALLOWEEN

THIS IS HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN

this is one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen

LMAO

COCK-A-DOODLE—

do you think im sexy

ME AT SCHOOL AF

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

IM VEGAN AND MY FAVOURITE FOOD IS BACON IM DEAD HAHAHA

LMAO