Alma Garcia

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

Describes My Life Perfectly

Account balance: You finished or are you done?

It’s Steve

when ur at a family party and the conversation turns to lgbt politics and u get a little too into it

Time invested into yourself is never time wasted

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

on that good

and alcohol

i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off

Book of the day: The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood

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Believe me, the good ones will ruin you. (via written-on-polaroids)