THE BANANAS ARE GAY
THESE BANANAS
THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY
BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
One of the most brilliant things Starkid ever did was introduce Jon Matteson in a show where he didn't sing for like 90% of it so we could see his acting talent and then save his vocal talent as a big reveal at the end
i don’t think anything will ever top dob singing a song about liliana at his wedding
his wedding to not liliana! katie pearlhead was so pissed!
And rightfully so!
also now seems like a good time to promo the edit i made for that moment
Had a dream that there was this mysterious new playwright who was rumored to be a famous actor going by a pseudonym because they didn’t want people to judge their works by their prior acting roles and everyone was losing their minds trying to figure out who it was but it was very obviously Stanley Tucci in a blonde wig and sunglasses
Cannot get over the fact that Darryl tried to be his dad and Grant tried to be the dad he wished he had and both messed up as fathers because neither were trying to be the dad for their sons
thank you gum-toucher piss foot for the most heartbreaking monologue at the end of this episode 🫶
Ted “Theodore” Logan: I am Ted, of San Dimas.
me: fucking sick dungeons and daddies reference bro
I will never forgive Anthony Burch for killing a character I cared about and then singing smash mouth about it
Guys the silly dnd podcast hurt my feelings. Gonna go cry about it
“how many bodies lay at our feet, my friend” “like CORN, you’re harvesting like CORN MY FRIEND. THEY’RE FALLING LIKE GRAINS OF WHEAT”
yknow what. favourite dynamic this season methinks
You can tell I have no taste because I out loud went ‘he’s so cool’ when Taylor cast darkness. THATS. THATS OBJECTIVELY UNCOOL. HE MADE A DUMB NOISE WITH HIS MOUTH. HE SAID ‘goin’ dark’ AND I REALIZE MY ERROR BUT STILL
holy shit dude it JUST sunk in that this is it. no more terry jr for us. hes dead, theres no way to bring him back. he died without scary getting to tell him she loved him. he couldnt even say goodbye to her, he just had terri, who was so open and caring and a glimpse at what terry couldve gotten if hed just had more time, and who probably wouldnt even remember what he said to her when scary came back.
Not a Grant hater, not a Grant apologist, but a secret third thing.
Also I’m not complaining but guys you have done so many song intros are you okay. You can do another easy one guys it’s fine. Freddie this feels like a lot of work-
Love that the Close-Foster family canonically have a desire for arson in their veins
Reminder: Only Nicky and Terry Jr. know that the teens are married. Grant really just shot his in law within the week his son got married. Over protective much? /j
Something something Lark keeps giving guns to the kids against all common sense because when he was a kid and forcibly disarmed by his father, his stand-in father figure and protector was nearly killed and permanently disabled trying to protect them, crippling his ability to protect them in the future and undoubtedly putting the kids in a vastly more vulnerable state the next time something dangerous happened, and Lark never wants any kids on his watch to be as powerless as he felt then