Joe Russo can’t claim to be the first gay in a marvel movie when Kraglin and Yondu are right there being husbands

ain’t no party like a superhero party cuz a superhero party don’t stop… until there have been several explosions

WOOOOOO

I would have snitched. This dumb ass told me I was supposed to bow

Set in the 616 universe, feat. Buglin. 

(I know that afab Centaurians didn’t originally have breasts in the comics, but Marvel Is Awful and they do now. Still, it gives me an excuse to draw this!)

Don’t worry, Yondu is just saying that to freak Kraglin out. They didn’t give themselves top surgery! They went to a professional Ravager quack. It’s a miracle they still have nipples.

We’ve talked before. You asked me for a random fact and I told you about human body temperature and sleep?

As far a I know I’m not wanted for anything. I’m 15. All I know is that none of this flora or fauna is familiar, Google is no help and my phone won’t give me a GPS location.

Alright….. find a really tall tree and climb it, or a hill or something. Just get somewhere high. I’ll see what I can do

Okay. Okay. Um, the atmosphere looks almost purplE, this tree is kinda reddish, and THAT’S A BIG BUG. YIKES.

OH FUCK! Ummmm do you have your wheels? FUCK ON MY WAY AVOID THE BUG

It’s at the bottom of the tree!

DID YOU ARMY CRAWL UP A CARNIVOROUS BUG TREE?!? HOLY FUCK

I’m apparent buff. Can’t control my legs worth crap but my arms are good. It took an hour.

Alright I’m sending an escape pod. It’s illegal for me to be on that planet

Thanks! And now back to New York

Have fun!

We’ve talked before. You asked me for a random fact and I told you about human body temperature and sleep?

As far a I know I’m not wanted for anything. I’m 15. All I know is that none of this flora or fauna is familiar, Google is no help and my phone won’t give me a GPS location.

Alright….. find a really tall tree and climb it, or a hill or something. Just get somewhere high. I’ll see what I can do

Okay. Okay. Um, the atmosphere looks almost purplE, this tree is kinda reddish, and THAT’S A BIG BUG. YIKES.

OH FUCK! Ummmm do you have your wheels? FUCK ON MY WAY AVOID THE BUG

It’s at the bottom of the tree!

DID YOU ARMY CRAWL UP A CARNIVOROUS BUG TREE?!? HOLY FUCK

I’m apparent buff. Can’t control my legs worth crap but my arms are good. It took an hour.

Alright I'm sending an escape pod. It's illegal for me to be on that planet

We’ve talked before. You asked me for a random fact and I told you about human body temperature and sleep?

As far a I know I’m not wanted for anything. I’m 15. All I know is that none of this flora or fauna is familiar, Google is no help and my phone won’t give me a GPS location.

Alright….. find a really tall tree and climb it, or a hill or something. Just get somewhere high. I’ll see what I can do

Okay. Okay. Um, the atmosphere looks almost purplE, this tree is kinda reddish, and THAT’S A BIG BUG. YIKES.

OH FUCK! Ummmm do you have your wheels? FUCK ON MY WAY AVOID THE BUG

It’s at the bottom of the tree!

DID YOU ARMY CRAWL UP A CARNIVOROUS BUG TREE?!? HOLY FUCK

Finally some good news:

i have had too much to drink. far, far too much. luckily i put my combined $500,000 drinking bill on stark’s tab. now, where is the nearest toilet bowl?

500 THOUSAND DOLLARS?!

What are you talking about? THATS A GOOD DEAL.

DOES THE ALCOHOL TYPICALLY HAVE GOLD FLAKES IN IT?!

it’s been several months since i went out, but the last time i did, i paid $20 for one shot of vodka

new york city, honey

You also buy snobby person vodka. You and Natasha have very expensive taste.

I make my own booze. But I’m pretty sure humans can’t drink it…… you can’t have cyanide right?

No, Midgardians cannot have cyanide. It kills them. I do not know if Asgardians can.

You can try? I can make it without it…. still strong

I can have cyanide

Well I mean *technically* I’ll die but I’ll survive

Absolutely not. I’ve seen you drinking

Whatdoyoumean

I mean you are an unpredictable manic asshole

Unpredictable sure manic probably but I’m not an asshole

Are you sure about that?

We’ve talked before. You asked me for a random fact and I told you about human body temperature and sleep?

As far a I know I’m not wanted for anything. I’m 15. All I know is that none of this flora or fauna is familiar, Google is no help and my phone won’t give me a GPS location.

Alright….. find a really tall tree and climb it, or a hill or something. Just get somewhere high. I’ll see what I can do

Okay. Okay. Um, the atmosphere looks almost purplE, this tree is kinda reddish, and THAT’S A BIG BUG. YIKES.

OH FUCK! Ummmm do you have your wheels? FUCK ON MY WAY AVOID THE BUG

# I C O N I C

Btichy squint of the year.

im 100% sure this move was created when their combined 4 braincells were fucking around

I hear the beat of We Will Rock You

omg now I can’t UNHEAR IT

Thor seems to yell "wah" or "mwah"