a buffalo monster, in a cape

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.

If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

5. how much did i even like kevin, really

Onko burgerisi apokakypsää

people who market tumblr as a “fandom website” are missing the fact that the fandom tags are essentially unusable because you cannot venture into them without seeing a take so bad you want to throw up

people who market tumblr as a “fandom website” are missing the fact that the fandom tags are essentially unusable because you cannot venture into them without seeing a take so bad you want to throw up

Spooky season is closer than you think.

hey real talk, tumblr's recent update to web makes it impossible to navigate up a reblog chain, and I'm mad about it

like seriously, the "prev tags" thing? yeah, it's now impossible to see anybody's previous tags, because clicking on the previous reblogger's url does nothing, and the only way to get to a post is to click on its header.

that means that checking who somebody reblogged from? broken. following a reblog chain to find the earliest version of a post, because OP or one of the other posters deactivated? broken. can't do it. it's now impossible.

basically, this fucking sucks for a lot of reasons, and if it bothers you as much as it bothers me, please send in a feedback ticket to tumblr!

I've already sent one in - well, I sent a bug report, thinking it was a bug, but they confirmed in their most recent changes post that it's actually on purpose! which I cannot understand, because it really is just busted now.

I just feel lost without the ability to go back and see who reblogged what and what tags they added! that was a pretty necessary function of this website, and it sucks that they took it away! :/

ciel :3

A heart’s a heavy burden to bear

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

A heart’s a heavy burden to bear

I need you guys to see my favorite Finnish meme (?). This old poster type thing gets circulated in Finnish meme sites all the time and I love it so much.

ENGLISH:

The guy on the left is literally my goal.

Also if this is real and not just made to be funny, this is at least around 50 years old conaidering the fact that it mentions Finnish penitentiaries which were shut down in 1975.

I need you guys to see my favorite Finnish meme (?). This old poster type thing gets circulated in Finnish meme sites all the time and I love it so much.

ENGLISH:

The guy on the left is literally my goal.

Also if this is real and not just made to be funny, this is at least around 50 years old conaidering the fact that it mentions Finnish penitentiaries which were shut down in 1975.

A heart’s a heavy burden to bear

Rise of the Pink Ladies was nominated for choreography Emmy this week. You cannot legally watch an Emmy-nominated show because god forbid the studio has to pay workers for it—that’s the state of the industry with streaming right now. That’s why SAG and the WGA are striking.

oliko niissä ysärillä suosituissa hevostyttökirjoissa protagonistien sijasta

protakonisteja?

American kids watching the moon landing: Wow! This is so cool! I want to be an astronaut!

French kids watching the moon landing:

The other night I had a really weird dream where Sebastian just completely broke character and started ranting about what a pain it was to pretend to be human and how nobody understood the effort he put into his human personas, while Ciel was sitting dumbfounded in the corner of the train compartment trying to do his taxes

Some leaf art based on reference pictures I took on my morning walks 🌱

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.