Lost In My Head

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

Turtles helping each other in times of need

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mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

cant bamboozle ME that easy anymore, cousin

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Happy 6 year anniversary

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I love how Warframe treats some of the wildest elements of its premise as completely unremarkable. A lesser game would never shut the fuck up about how badass it is that you're a space ninja. Warframe is like "yeah yeah yeah we know you're a space ninja, what's important right now is restoring the local wetlands."

LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE. THEY WORK EXACTLY THE SAME. GET THOSE INSTEAD.

buy a box of these and donate it to a local school or teacher friend, you will be fondly remembered for decades