Khoshekh Is A Timelord

when ur mom asks you to reply to an email posing as her

Seal and dog become instant friends

Hufflepuff and Slytherin friendships

Yus. Bilbo-chan.

 #okay so this is pretty much 100% professor longbottom right here #because you know neville would kind of end up being the cool professor without knowing it #he would be the ~war hero legend that wears hipster sweaters before they became popular and has a scottish accent #and would totally have sunglasses 1000% and would wear them when the were out on the grounds cataloging plant life around the lake #and would only wear his robes part of the time b/c it’s hard to tend to plants in full robes duh #and would have all these weird pieces of jewlery that he wears because he got them in some foreign country while researching cacti or something #professor longbottom: unintentional hogwarts heartthrob

In Jurassic world when the pterodactyl picked up and threw down the baby triceratops I saw the exact moment I’d risk my life to save a baby dinosaur and try to fight a full fucking grown pterodactyl

#why do u need scary dinosaurs when lil triceratops exist 

#i call it adorable rex and it’s 6 inches tall (via alltheladiesyouhate)

ONE PIECE FANDOM 

I love this fandom! Seriously! All we are excited just for some broken glasses! HOW MANY YEARS HAVE WE BEEN WAITING?! :DDDDD!!! 

Friends don’t let friends fuck anti-choice men.

Friends don’t let friends fuck anti-choice men.

The one bit of the film I did kinda like, from a feminist perspective, was the control room staff when the woman was being evacuated and the guy chose to stay behind and he went to give her a dramatic - movie-cliché - kiss… and she stepped back and was like, “Uh, no, I have a boyfriend.”

And when he said “Oh, you’ve never really mentioned him,” she was like, “Well, no, I’m at work.”

THAT I liked. Even though it was played for laughs, I liked the fact that the female wasn’t just going to swoon for the nearest guy because it’s a dramatic moment and that she has a life outside of work and that yeah, she doesn’t bring it up at work because it’s WORK and she’s being professional.

Yup! And the article I posted even mentioned that as being a great moment for women in the movie.

my new favorite hobby is find angry heterosexuals on the steven universe wiki that are trying their hardest to make pearl straight

Omfg

Holy hell, how can anyone reach that hard without pulling a muscle?

George Miller talks about the stunt work of the Polecats in Mad Max: Fury Road.

#HOW DID NO ONE DIE MAKING THIS MOVIE

Lots of precautions and people actually knowing what they were doing and no studio constantly butting in during filming making ‘suggestions’ is how

we all need to collectively unlearn the idea that certain achievements (i.e. graduating college, getting a job, moving out, etc) only count if they’re achieved by a certain age or within a “normal” time frame.

going through life at your own pace does NOT equate laziness or failure.

accomplishments don’t have an expiration date.

The queen began to see familiar faces. A bald man with bushy side-whiskers frowned down from a window with her father’s frown, and for an instant looked so much like Lord Tywin that she stumbled. A young girl sat beneath a fountain, drenched in spray, and stared at her with Melara Hetherspoon’s accusing eyes. She saw Ned Stark, and beside him little Sansa with her auburn hair and a shaggy grey dog that might have been her wolf. Every child squirming through the crowd became her brother Tyrion, jeering at her as he had jeered when Joffrey died. And there was Joff as well, her son, her firstborn, her beautiful bright boy with his golden curls and his sweet smile, he had such lovely lips, he… that was when she fell the second time.

What You Didn’t Learn In Sex Ed

We know that the majority of the clitoris is internal and that the external nub is just the tip of the iceberg, but you’d be hard-pressed to find that information in a sexual health textbook.

In fact, you’d be hard-pressed to find many mentions of the clitoris at all in a sexual health textbook.

Learn more about the clitoris and why it’s so important to female sexuality here.

I have so many feelings about this.

Bless

we’re not bad at cumin. masters of spices

yooooooooooo take notes 

“Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them…or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.”

Holy SHIT

WELL THEN

Yep.

They actually tested me for a learning disability in high school because I was consistently failing math.

They discovered that I actually scored in the 80th percentile in that sort of learning.

Problem was, in every other subject, I was in the 99.8th percentile.

I had never learned how to study because I never needed to—and then, when something proved to be even the slightest bit challenging, my brain went

“LOL nope this is impossible abort”

Meanwhile, this entire time I’m scraping by in subjects like English. The assignments I did turn in, I’d score top marks—but I’d avoid turning in projects I didn’t think were “good” enough.

Essentially, my brain had two settings: “100%” or “0%”.

This sort of Baby Genius shit makes kids and adolescents neurotic and self-destructive.

We learned about this in Child Development. And we learned to reward hard work and not good job. Like don’t say to a child, “oh you are so smart.” Say “Oh did worked so hard.” Be proud of the child, not the achievement.

Social anxiety level: “mentally rehearsing the word ‘Here!’ over and over before the professor calls your name during roll call”

This could not have been more accurate my god