Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it
As a general rule, don't trust anyone who identifies as a "normal person".
i trust him
saw a boat today that looked so soft and so lonely, if I was stronger maybe I would write a poem about her
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
so fascinated by the very specific mental illness that causes people to draw south park characters as lithe beautiful men in streetwear fashion
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you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast
Can one of the insane Florida men y’all have please fucking maul DeSantis to death
They need to cook up some kind of alligator mutant man and feed him a vodka redbull and just release him in that motherfucker’s house and let it rock and roll
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Singing in the Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran
The acoustics in the 400 year old mosque are amazing & notes hang in the air with crystal clarity. The singer is a student from northern Iran visiting Isfahan & had always wanted to sing in the mosque because of its unique acoustic resonance qualities. You have to stand on the tiled square for perfect effect.
me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?
me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:
"Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realised you've forgotten where you parked your car? Ever gone mountain biking? What do you wanna be when you grow up? What's the right tip? Have you called a plumber to your home lately? How superstitious are you? How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery? Would you display this as a trophy? Do you have a pet? Do you have a sweet tooth? Do you believe in the power of a curse? Have you had your hearing tested lately? Planning a trip soon? Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen? Do you love to go a-wandering beneath a clear blue sky? Have you noticed what big stars real estate agents have become? Are you careful with your personal records? Does your computer ever seem to have a mind of its own? Have you ever visited a Chinatown section in a major city? Have you ever visited a flea market? Ever visited a truckstop? Do you have a job as a waiter? Have you noticed how many successful restaraunts are theme based these days? Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet cement?"
“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
800 years from now historians are going to wonder why the Grimace Shake was so bad.
You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services
Sweats in Salem witch descendant
Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way