And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he'd be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.
you really do have to watch the video, it's everything
so obsessed with this moment in the young thug trial. he just can't even act like it's not good
this video is so full of life
I am too tired to find it right now but when the scandal broke former White House intern Dmitri Krushnic wrote an op-ed for I think the Chicago Tribune, it was a major paper, in defense of Monica Lewinsky that said, essentially, "look, we all wanted to fuck Bill Clinton." And then later Mr. Krushnic became an actor, adopted the stage name Misha Collins, and was cast in the CW's Supernatural.
I'm hurt that you think I would make this up. I take Bill Clinton's inhuman rizz very seriously.
Shoutout to the people in the notes who provided the link.
Y'ALL THIS IS SO COOL AND COULD BE HUGE FOR SO MANY PEOPLE
Hold on I just. Oh my god we might be able to CURE ASTHMA!! Hundreds of kids die EVERY YEAR from asthma attacks, I cannot count the number of times I'VE almost died due to asthma. It's terrifying, some of my earliest memories are of horrific asthma attacks, they were so bad my mom thought I had whooping cough. And on top of just the illness yoh have to deal with awful social isolation, the torture that is gym class, having your life-saving inhaler locked away where you might not be able to get to it in time, kids might not have to put up with that anymore!!
We might create a world where kids don't suffer and die from asthma attacks. I legit am crying as I write this. This is incredible!!!
They can try, and spend absurd amounts of money, and they might even make absurd amounts of money back, but we all know the real metric of cultural relevance.
this made me start laughing so hard I was crying and drooling
Ha a lélek vándorlásában hiszünk, el kell fogadnunk hogy ha zenészek voltunk, zenészek maradunk akkor is, ha négy lábbal újraszületünk..
Translation, via Google Translate:
If we believe in the migration of the soul, we have to accept that if we were musicians, we will remain musicians even if we are reborn with four legs.
Wolfgang Malamozart over here like damn
[Video description–
TikTok of retired (but still active) American competitive figure skater Ryan Dunk performing a routine on the ice to Queen's "Killer Queen".
Ryan's tight-fighting outfit (including a black tank top), 70s-style mustache and proudly flamboyant turns and flicks on the ice more than call to mind Queen's lead singer Freddie Mercury. Quite, quite joyous.
End video description.]
Ryan's TikTok is linked here:
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
How we weigh an octopus!
Guy's living in the year 3,000
he's a stand-up comedian btw. y'all should go follow his socials he's amazing
This is the exact energy of someone telling you a story at the bar.
This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad
