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I like frogs and vampires

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a Pop-Tart, decorated with a smiling photo of Professor Brian Cox, poking out of a toaster. Mae Martin explains, “On the Pop-Tart is the most brilliant mind of our time. My man, Professor Brian Cox. Look at his hair, and…” Greg Davies asks, “Are you a fan of Professor Brian Cox?” Mae replies happily, “I think he’s fit, yeah. No, I respect his mind.” End ID.]

[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. Frankie Boyle stands in a garden while, in the distance, Ivo Graham peeks through the gate and sidles awkwardly in. Frankie glances at him, then turns away, pensively tossing and catching a large potato. Later, in the studio, Frankie says, “I thought it was some bloke delivering something.” Greg Davies asks, “So, you didn’t know who Ivo was?” Frankie explains, “I did once I, like, fully took him in, but I thought, ‘Someone’s just wandered into the shot.’” End ID.]

I was born in the wrong time. Things could've been different. If I'd been born back in the Viking times I wouldn't have to get up and go to work every day because I would be dead by now.

"It is a sobering thought, for example, that by the time Mozart was my age, he'd been dead for five years." - Tom Lehrer