sisi

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

my life is complete

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

did a lot today !!!! haha take that depression

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

we are always talking about the fbi man watching us through our webcam but what about the fbi woman? #feminism

the fbi woman spying on us:

Request: Justin Bieber’s Friends Lyrics wallpapers

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

he did

happy for him

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

This is gay lesbian solidarity

If you haven’t seen the .gif

How you miss the most important part 

The only sign I’ll take directions from