Amante / Melodrama

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime

If youtubers can make you smile when nothing else can, REBLOG THIS.

I will write all urls in a notebook. I wanna see how many pages I can cover.

reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

reblOG THIS WHILE YOU CAN.

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OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE

This. Is bad ass.

Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!

omg ogmomg THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL

Beautiful.

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whenever i see bloggers on this early in the morning i have to wonder

are you up early

are you australian

or have you not gone to sleep yet

There are two kinds of people in Canada.

dan and phil doing something repeatedly makes everything ten times funnier

Let’s do this 😎😎😎

Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight.. 

OH MY GOD SORRY GUYS BUT

At least then I’d have some company

Meh.

<COME THE FUCK AT ME.>

BITCH, DO IT. COME AT ME, BRO!

nopenopenopenope

Silvia: I wish I were that monster *sigh*

Sorry, I just saw this and now I have too omg.

I’ve seen this video….

-cries-

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Nice one Trevor 😭😭

Their friendship »> everything