if you don't worship your girl's ass what even are you doing

i’m fucking screaming

The hunt begins

Run over your friends for fun

when your friend does something problematic and you sadly have to correct them

► Mark Suciu & Dennis Busenitz in Civil Liberty by adidas Skateboarding

if you don't worship your girl's ass what even are you doing

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

Vincent Van Gogh: Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.

me: oh my god…… i can’t believe Vincent Van Gogh was fall out boy af… b*tch me too……

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

i actually have a really good fashion sense, i just have no money 

When you see someone talking to bae

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa

and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing 

and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake

just look at the concentration on her face

and how proud she was when she shot my sister on the side of the head, she’s so amazed by nerf guns it’s so funny, just look at her face

Tigers Jaw - Chemicals