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eatingdisorderssuck01
Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school
Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.
msdragonnova
Ima need this eventually
same fam.
Pfffft i’m 32 and I still need some of this advice
chaoticmooncollective
Reblogging now for future me
Praise Bacon
Are you tired of religious people being seen as morally superior to skeptics & atheists? Of religions getting special privileges in the law, because they’re perceived as better than secular non-profit organizations?
As a protest, a group of skeptic and atheist friends had a fantastic idea in 2010. Let’s start a real, legal church with a funny name, and then demand the same rights as mainstream religions:
- We oppose supernatural claims. We are skeptics and atheists. In our religion, we doubt religion.
- We fight discrimination. Atheists and non-believers are not inferior and should not be hated and marginalized.
- We raise money for charity and are striving to be the most generous church in the world.
- Our officiants perform legal weddings for member’s friends and family and always for free. How joyful!
- We expose religious privileges as silly by claiming the same rights for Bacon.
- Praise Bacon If you prefer to praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine!
We now have over 25,000 members from around the world and have performed hundreds of weddings. Join us! Raise your voice in protest, and to Praise Bacon!
About the Church
The United Church of Bacon is a real, legal church established in 2010. We are based in Las Vegas, Nevada and currently have over 25,000 members worldwide.
We chose a funny bacon name to expose how wrong it is for society to give automatic respect and special legal privileges to religions. Is our saying we worship Bacon really any stranger than Catholics who say that communion wafers become the body of Christ? Unlike God, who is invisible, at least we can see Bacon. Bacon is demonstrably real.
Our name has nothing to do with a rude term for police officers. We respect the police and our founder is a decorated veteran.
Beliefs and Mission
8 Bacon Commandments
The United Church of Bacon holds to a list of 8 Bacon Commandments. We tried to make it 10, but ran out of space on the tablets and didn’t want to start over.
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Gabriel is hands-down the funniest character in Miraculous Ladybug the more I think about his motives.
just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning
“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
This is becoming a bit of a habit. You get yorself stuck in some horrible mess, and then I come to your rescue. Me? Well, what about you? Well, I guess that’s what friends are for.
Tony Thompson & Rudolph Sackville-Bagg in The Little Vampire (2017)
“Usagi-chan is a girl who gave all of us something incomparable…”
“You don’t get it at all… If we had not met Usagi, we would all be alone right now!”
“She’s someone who is very important to us…”
“Please don’t take her away from us…”
Bad art advice: “Stop drawing anime.”
Good art advice: “Learn the basic fundamentals of realistic human anatomy so that you can use that knowledge to draw BETTER anime.”
I had realized that this is what my art teachers really meant when they said stop drawing anime but they were too up their own pretentious asses to actually articulate it correctly, causing tons of aspiring art kids to quickly lose their passion and for some even leave the school because their teachers made them hate art after portraying it as this elitist hellhole
I’m going to say it:
Desperada: proves that Adrien puts an insane amount of pressure on himself in his job as a superhero and in his responsibility to his teammate, and shows us that he thinks it’s his job to go through with stupidly difficult plans that could literally kill him or drive him insane rather than ask for help. Also illustrates just how much damage the secret identity rule is doing to Adrien and how it stops him from being able to communicate anything from individual battle plans to emotional support he may need.
Kwami Buster: proves that Marinette puts an insane amount of pressure on herself in her job as a superhero and in her responsibility to her teammate, and shows us that she thinks it’s her job to go through with stupidly difficult plans that could literally kill her or drive her insane rather than ask for help. Also illustrates just how much damage the secret identity rule is doing to Marinette and how it stops her from being able to communicate anything from individual battle plans to emotional support she may need.
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mscaptains
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.
First reblog post that actually saves a life.
This is a life-saving post.
the more you know
yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year
I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.
hokarotsukino
LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
animeaves
Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.
kingdomkeeperstrivia
Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…
My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^
I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:
- F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?
- A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?
- S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?
- T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.
We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke.
cabinet-dude
SAVE A LIFE.
yo save a fuckin life gotta reblog this shit
whynotcloud
Saving lives y’all😌
More signs:
-One limb going numb, especially on only one side of your body
-Dizziness
-Confusion (ask them the date, their name, and who the president is)
-FemaleWarrior, She/They
Hey guys, where’s that post about how renfaire workers will be seeing so many Witcher cosplays with old Danerys wigs this year? I need to send it to people.
Here’s my link: https://elfwreck.tumblr.com/post/190206210149/tastefulcrucifixparty-there-was-a-facebook-post
The original seems to have been deleted.
Thank you everyone!
The original Facebook post is really cool too!
INCLUSIVE KINDNESS AND HUCKING SHIT AT PEOPLE YAAAAS.
What if they're right... what if rich people ARENT all that ba-
Oh hmm. Hmmmm.
Link to her saying this shit as part of a gameshow on BBC with an audience laughing at How Funny She Is: (X)
Technically, she was on Would I Lie To You, and part of the gameshow is you read out a prompt which is either the truth or a lie and explain the whole story to other contestants who have to guess if the story is true or nor. My point is that the audience probably thought it was a lie because of how ridiculous and cruel it was so that was probably why most laughed. After the it was revealed as the truth, there was a huge backlash over it.
Super important context re: the audience’s reaction. They’re almost definitely assuming that the initial “I once fired a staff member for having no sense of humor during a house fire” is a lie and laughing at the absurdity of the story she ends up spinning around it. They don’t think she’s telling the truth.
Source: I watch WILTY a lot and I would have assumed it was a lie because it’s such an insane, horrible story that I wouldn’t think she’d tell people about it.
no she fucking isnt!!!
“Unfortunately, Chihiro also had a deep-rooted complex over being looked down on by others as being “weak”. This happened as a result of memories and experiences from his childhood where he was frequently bullied and told to act tougher due to him being born male. He started to dress very feminine to make the bullying stop, as well as to distance himself from other people’s perceived ideas of masculinity that he felt he couldn’t live up to. Though he tried to hide it, he felt rather uncomfortable when others treated him as a girl, and he rather would spend time with other boys than girls. He greatly admired men who are physically strong and he wished he could be like them “
stargenderprincex
im not gonna read all that
Lovely argument backed up by genuine facts! I appreciate the quote! Nice referencing! And on the other side? Actually nothing. Sad.
nevaehtyler
His name is Steven Udotong.
Imagine taking courses to write effective headlines and then see people who don’t know shit trying to be snarky online.
Guys. For the billionth time. Headlines need to give as much relevant details as possible while still being short enough to be read at a glance or almost, and get people to read the rest. Unless the article is about someone well-known enough that we can safely assume the reader will recognize them, first names do not go in headlines.
It is not about refusing to write the names of minorities in headlines. It is literally the first thing you’re taught when it comes to writing them.
On the other hand, just look how much funnier headlines could be if we adopted this policy
Seriously, do people think the headline is literally all that exists? There’s a whole article underneath it, you know!
thegaysassyfrenchy
I deadass thought this was 3 Star Wars movies
its called Color Theory and we been knew. “Art is subjective” but there are certain “rules” you can follow to make things more appealing in a subconscious/subliminal kind of way.
once you see it, you cant unsee it.
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
seitanickush
this worked last night lets go for round two
I really need some good luck rn
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