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@itsj8245

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bakwaaas

@ryebreadgf / alison zai / phillip roth / unknown / @archbudzar

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dgeometric

take pictures of the things you touch daily, your tv remote, your headphones, your favorite cup, your computer mouse, your keys, your shoes, your microwave, the packaging for the snack you eat in the afternoon. In 30 years they'll be so gone, they won't even make them like that anymore, and when you look at those pictures, the sense memory will be electric

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en1dsnclr

Wednesday watches as a flash of pink and blue goes past her: Look at that idiot, caught their tail on fire

Yoko, laughing softly

Wednesday:

Yoko:

Enid, Screaming: HELP!!

Wednesday:….

Wednesday: That’s my idiot isn’t it?

Yoko, almost in tears: Oh my god-

Wednesday: STOP DROP AND ROLL ENID!!

Gomez, holding out a ring: Enid, would you do me the honour of becoming my daughter in law?

Wednesday: Are you proposing to Enid for me?

Morticia: Someone had to

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queer-rose

Enid: Words ending in ie are always so cute! There's "cutie", "sweetie", "cookie"-

Wednesday: "Die".

Enid:

Wednesday:

Enid: "Die".

Enid: I’m warning you, Bianca!

Bianca: What are you going to do? Send your girlfriend after me?

Bianca:

Bianca: Shit, you are going to do that!

Enid: Willa!

Bianca, running away: Fuck! Get out of my way!

ENID: what’s my type, you ask?

ENID: *looks at wednesday in the distance*

ENID: long black hair, brown eyes, nice jawline, dark and brooding, intelligent—

YOKO: that’s not a type, honey, that’s a death wish

Wednesday: I got my driver’s license.
Enid: I’m so proud of you.
Bianca: Do you have like a special seat to reach the pedals or something?
Wednesday:
Bianca: Because you’re tiny and stuff.
Enid: Uh oh.
Wednesday: You know what your problem is, Barclay? You always think, I wouldn’t kick you in the face. Let me assure you, I would.
Bianca: How are you gonna do that? With a trampoline?
Wednesday: I have my ways.
Bianca: Yeah, right.
Wednesday: Enid, kick Bianca in the face, would you?
Bianca: Haha, she’s not gonna- AH FUCKING FUCK! YOU BITCH! Enid, what the hell!?!?
Wednesday: Like I said, I have my ways.
Enid: I am “ways”.
Wednesday: I got my driver’s license.
Enid: I’m so proud of you.
Bianca: Do you have like a special seat to reach the pedals or something?
Wednesday:
Bianca: Because you’re tiny and stuff.
Enid: Uh oh.
Wednesday: You know what your problem is, Barclay? You always think, I wouldn’t kick you in the face. Let me assure you, I would.
Bianca: How are you gonna do that? With a trampoline?
Wednesday: I have my ways.
Bianca: Yeah, right.
Wednesday: Enid, kick Bianca in the face, would you?
Bianca: Haha, she’s not gonna- AH FUCKING FUCK! YOU BITCH! Enid, what the hell!?!?
Wednesday: Like I said, I have my ways.
Enid: I am “ways”.

Wednesday: Enid, your Christmas gift this year is my undying love, you can hug me thrice a week now.

Enid: :))))))

Wednesday: Bianca, your Christmas gift this year is...my mercy.

Bianca: What the hell?

Wednesday: Yoko, your Christmas gift this year is... I accept that I liked that you bit Xavier and drank his blood.

Yoko: I feel cool.

Wednesday: And to the rest of you shits here, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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kraken17

Wednesday: I did it!

Enid: Huh? What?

Wednesday: It took many hours of exposure and self-conditioning, but I finally developed a resistance to the effects French had on me and my libido. No matter what you say in that perfidious tongue, Sinclair, it can no longer affect me.

[beat]

Enid: [leaning close to Wednesday's ear and whispering] Omelette du fromage.

Wednesday: …

Wednesday: [heavy breathing] …goddammit.

Bianca sees Yoko and Wednesday sitting together at the Nevermore fountain.

Bianca: You guys? Together?

Yoko: Yeah? What about it?

Wednesday: We are not together, Bianca.

Bianca: That’s not what I mean, Wednesday. It’s just so odd…. seeing the both of you together… just hanging out?

Yoko: I’ll have you know that I actually LIKE talking to Wednesday! She’s actually a wonderful person to chat with and a very supportive friend! More so than some people.

Wednesday: I also very well enjoy talking to Yoko. She’s a lovely conversationalist and has quite a dark and mean spirited sense of humor. Something I greatly appreciate.

Bianca: Okay wow. Sorry, I just didn’t peg you two to enjoy each others company. My bad.

Bianca leaves. Shortly she comes back.

Bianca: Enid and Divina are mad at you both, aren’t they?

Yoko and Wednesday: *groaning* Yes.

Bianca just being there to be an asshole is my favorite part.

Women who are a menace >>> air