theelderscrotes:
when u gently put ur ear close to ur cat and u hear their motor running…. thats a fine engine, no problems here
A well-tuned cat. All eight cylinders firing together.
im jerking tears
bustin a duct
The first guy to hear a parrot talk probably was not okay for a few days
this is an appreciation post for those strangers at tourist attractions who offer to take ur group photo for u so no one will be left out. god bless u kind people
when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy
I DIDNT KNOW THIS HAPPENED FOR OTHER PEOPLE
what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch
true story -_- azn parent struggles…
“too little too late” by jojo was way too raw for 11 year old me to handle honestly who hurt her
Me
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode


