i’m not like most girls [rips off sunglasses]… i like most girls
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When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
It’s like,
have
you
seen
what
Disney
has
done
before?
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
FOREVER REBLOG
I snorted so hard I was not expecting that
The Birds Have Spoken
Ok look in most places prior to 1750 this would have been taken as a pretty strong fucking omen ok
What if a human bite turns zombies back to normal but no one in the apocalypse has ever tried it.
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me
Van Gogh thought that too
That was so appropriate and needed.
If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

Jesus christ
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
these dorks
He should have been better at knowing what videos I was gonna upload! What a sucker loser!
be careful with who you call ugly in middle school 😍😍😍😍👌👌👌👅👅💦💦💦💯💯💯💯💯








