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This incredibly pure and important 

MY FRAGILE HEART

If I ever not reblog this assume I’m dead

You sounding real ungrateful right now…

Chocolateeeee! Easily. That nigga ran a good 10+ miles in that one episode. And remember when that nigga was ready to deck spongebob over his April fools prank? He’s clearly not afraid of confrontation. Big meaty claws is close, but he seem like a nigga with a big mouth and nothing else. My leg would break his leg before anything happened. Irrelevant orange fish was shook that time when sandy caught him talking slick so he wouldn’t stand a chance.

the fact that I knew what the above person was talking about is what scares me the most

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

mom: you look distracted, what are you thinking about?

me: oh, it’s nothing…

He looks reliable, I feel safe

An B….

clearly he originally had “an A” and then decided that was asking too much

True