sometimes i think maybe we blame frank too much for the song choices because although he makes the setlists he does get input from the others and surely maybe a lot of it isn't on him. but then he goes :3 gerard can we do that song you sang at karaoke once :3 and they go yeah man of course 👍 and i think oh ok nevermind. he has far too much power and it is in fact all his fault
WHY WON’T YOU SAVE US
Family portrait
good news gang Mikey's hater era is over
mikey nip slip, gerard’s jean-eating thighs, ray and frank doing some sort of my chemical brokeback mountain type deal every night. idk what’s real anymore
“The making of the perfect frontman”
based on the guy buffet painting
school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????
“oh it’s to prepare you for the workplace” okay. i don’t think any workplace should be dictating what you can and can’t do with your body either and i think it’s strange to decide to teach children that their body is not their own
I gave you blood
Etymology of the word “puppy”
1942: houndlet
2001: Puppy
2014: Puppies Dog
2021: Ouppy
2027: Guppy Og
2034: Gup
2046: Oup
Share if you would eat someone
I was raised by scientifically conscientious parents, real big on logic and empiricism and all that jazz, and I really took it to heart. So when I first heard about the birthday candle wishes thing, I did what came naturally. I tried to test it empirically. I invited this kid in my first grade class who was kind of a dick, called me names, tripped me when the teachers weren’t looking, penny-ante schoolyard bully shit. And when they brought the cake out, they told me to close my eyes and make a wish, and I did, and when I opened my eyes the kid hadn’t exploded. Not even a little. At this point I was kind of tempted to write it off, but even then I had an eye towards the replicability crisis, and I knew one failure wasn’t publishable. So next year I invited the same kid, wished again, he didn’t explode that year, either. Or the year after that. Or the year after that. I mean I really sacrificed for this project. My parents had a hard capacity of five guests per party, and every year he took a slot that could have gone to a person who wouldn’t declare open season on the other three guests. And even though I don’t even like pottery, I kept asking to have the parties at the DIY pottery place because that was the only non-suspicious way to have get everyone in smocks and googles when they brought out the cake. But one of the really insidious things I had to deal with was the sense of, I dunno, moral corrosion. Because, you invite a guy you don’t even like to a birthday party six years running with ulterior motives, humoring him, making him think you consistently want him around… you’re leading the guy on! And moreover I know what it’s like to be on the other side of that, I used to get invited to birthday parties because people wanted to copy my notes. And it’s shitty to wake up one morning and realize you’ve become a bad guy in the same creeping way, and that just must be how that happens. I mean right up until the guy spontaneously combusted at the cake-cutting at my cousin’s birthday party in 2013, I genuinely think he thought we were friends. All to say that this is why research ethics courses are, like, super foundational. Can’t cut corners on that!
My gosh.
This sounds heavenly
this is so not what i expected at all. it's like a cheesy 80s movie love scene soundtrack, but also...good.
do you watch succession. have you watched succession. will you watch succession. when will you watch succession.
I’m not autistic but I believe in their beliefs

@smol–jelly I can’t-










