im addicted to cleaning my ears with q tips and no matter how much someone says “you will literally go fucking deaf” imma still be like ahhhhh put the qtip in the eussy

19/01/2020

me when I fucking drink water

ITS A PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A PUSSY!!!!  OOOHOHOHOHOHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A  FUCKING PUSSY YOU SEE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

on god we gon get you one good movie kiss bro.

God gave me her pies

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

name us and the contract will be sealed

*Every cat in existence*

Ah yes, the clownfucking season is nearly upon us.

me @ demons: it’s free real estate 

NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

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You’re right I don’t