fkvjnwelkfnrwv-deactivated20180
i’ve never met Bill Nye but i trust him
Anonymous asked:
Shove a cucumber up your ass
That’s unsanitary, people eat those.
Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat
when your friend is lying but you know the truth
catbuddy-deactivated20161201
anyone else have that classic middle school experience™ where you lost a nice pen and you saw someone else using it a day later and they’d never used it before so you asked them where they got their pen and they hesitated but then they said “from my house” and you didn’t have any evidence so you couldn’t accuse them of stealing it from you but you always knew deep down
cryptodynamism
this happened to me except I had my mom write my name on the inside of the bit you screw off to get at the ink, specifically for this reason, so when I found this girl with my pen I dragged her over to the teacher and when she tried to blow it off I had proof and I loved it because I was a vindictive 5th grade bitch
drugs6000
that’s wild
me too
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
nickxdee-deactivated20181221
current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed
NEW TUMLER VIRUS
this shark is hungry. dangerous.
ｔｈｉｓ ｓｈａｒｋ ｗａｎｔｓ ｔｏ ｅａｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｂｌｏｇ．
if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT
youve angered it
Not gon risk it lmao
I’m afraid of falling in love with you, but I want you to fall in love with me.
dwgun-empire
supersugoiboi
when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks
I laughed
