SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO GET A PUPPY AT THIS VERY MOMENT AND IM SMILING BECAUSE I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THEIR HAPPINESS 

Seven baby lambs went to vet for their health check in this afternoon 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

‘Are you guys alright?’ 

*Baaaaaaas back in UNISON*

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its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

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so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)

AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???

and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”

it was the most confusing point of my drunk life

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rew my XBox away because someone on Xbox Live said he’s gonna fuck my mother and I live in constant fear I’ll come home one day and Booblover69 will be my new father

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

#suddenly memories of trying to fit all of my stuffed animals on my bed because i don’t want any of them to feel left out

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to my parents to told them ‘hey i’m straight’ so why should i have to do it?” and he arrived home with his boyfriend and no one made a big deal out of it and i think that’s the way it should be everywhere

Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were.

She literally threw her prosthetic leg at him.

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