— Nicholas A Browne

have a nice day :)

I just realized something.

the reason this old dude was aggressively grabbing the groceries out of the turnstile today and his wife kept whispering to him "calm down Greg dont get angry" (not realizing I have EXCEPTIONAL hearing) was because I forgot to tuck my goat pentagram necklace I always wear back under my shirt after break.

he was having a fucking MASSIVE internal rage fit after seeing me wear it.

His wife was very sweet but now I get why he looked like he was going to reach over the counter and choke my lights out and kept grabbing the groceries before I could finish a single bag.

I'm too stupid to realize he was pissed off until like 5 hours later so I remained perfectly friendly

Me being a complete himbo probably spared me getting into an arguement today.

That dude: *heavy angry breathing, grabbing everything*

Me, a blissful idiot and being genuinely nice to him: that'll be $137.93, if you'd like I can double bag these for you sir :)

It.....doesnt help that I have an absolutely MASSIVE snake tattoo covering the entire right side of my neck and lower head......with......tree branches....

Me:

This 70 year old man:

This is the funniest thing I've read all day 😂😂😂

nothing can get better than this!! cafe reading + annotating (plus a huge mug of hot chocolate <3)

¿Por qué insistimos tanto en volver al lugar donde más daño nos han causado?

-Black Rose

i am back from a really long hiatus! barely surviving, but it’s almost the end! (click on the pics to view em in higher resolution!)

mood: half naked cuddling with some heavy ass kissing and booty grabs

Owls are masters of disguise, blending seamlessly into their surroundings. 

These trees appear to be judging me.

There’s no owl in that 6th pic

sneaky

Holy shit

thank you cause i was sholl looking for it 😭

it’s like Where’s Wally but with birbs and i would buy an entire book of it

by  Heather Theurer