Me as a dog

you know what’s fun? letting people enjoy the things that make them happy

delete this

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

please do yourself a favor and watch this.

good LORD

bless your soul

when i look in the mirror:

when i try to take a picture:

do you ever feel the one person you’d do anything for is starting to dislike you

@Staff

CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK WE ALL HATE IT CHANGE IT BACK WHY DON’T YOU LOVE US CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK

why are people so surprised when celebrities say problematic things? how many problematic things do you say in a single week? please stop pretending celebrities are flawless celestial deities. it is a form of dehumanization.

Hey Tumblr staff, I got some graphic design advice for you

here’s kim oil-blotting kanye’s head and some dudes cracking tf up in the background

honestly the audience cam is like 15x better than the actual show

My friends and I decided to open apple calendar on our phones and just keep scrolling up to see how far back it goes and it stops at 4716 B.C.

What happened in 4716 B.C. I’m so curious now

Now my calendar app is like broken it won’t open it just keeps crashing WHAT DID I DO

Now we decided to scroll forward and I’m at the year 10,000 and it says I’ll be celebrating my 8,007th birthday good for me

ok but how easy would it be to flat-out fake text posts now

like all you really need is a couple of pictures at the right dimensions

could I for instance get taylor swift to comment on my posts?

you’re my favorite blogger ily <3

piss off taylor i’m busy

THOMAS SANDERS MADE A VINE WITH AL ROKER

HOW

tumblr users: this site cant possibly get worse

staff:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

when someone asks me what im doing with my life

I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood

like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right

Soulmates

“Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls.”

Ginny should definitely have named the kids.