I’m right and I should say it
“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*
Level 20 Barbarian
Source: porterr-robinson
Mercy is the only trained healer in Overwatch
Mercy: Ph.D in medicine, head surgeon at a Swiss hospital and Overwatch’s head of medical research. Legally certified to practice medicine.
Moira: Ph.D (?) in genetics, probably familiar with anatomy. Sprays nanobiotic juice to heal her allies. Made Reyes spooky. Not certified to practice medicine (and you should NOT let her).
Brigitte: Knows first aid, often bandages up Reinhardt. Not certified to practice medicine, but could probably patch you up.
Zenyatta: Spritual omnic monk. Was Genji’s mentor/therapist. Not certified to practice medicine, but will make you feel better anyway.
Ana: Former sniper turned vigilante. Uses nanobiotic rounds in a specialized rifle. Not good at stitches or field dressing wounds. Not certified to practice medicine, but makes a good cup of tea.
Lucio: Freedom fighter and world-renowned DJ. Hero of his people. Not certified to practice medicine (should probably stick to music).
reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster
tumblr user: *sees japanese strawberry milk* o fuck i cant not reblog that
Did some more Fjord specific text posts because I love 1 (one) warlock and I have no chill
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
Wtf we supposed to be doin? Carolling at your front door??
SO I rolled a demon hunter recently …..
Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals
allhailthejellybeanmonarch
אני אוהב אותך!!!
Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,
what i think of now whenever i see this subject come up lol