Worst Bar in the Alpha Quadrant

i need more scotty and jim ganging up to make spocks life hell (ref)

Quote from man shot

Odo could just,,, he could just carry things around inside of him. Like he could be carrying a whole bag of fruit inside of him half the time and no one would ever actually know. Imagine the ds9 crew doing shore leave together and complaining about not having the hind sight to bring snacks on their walk or something and Odo just fuckin,,, pulls an apple out of his stomach and hands it to them. Wild

odo what the fuck

I feel like every day of O'Brien’s life on Deep Space Nine is just the “Charlie Work” episode of It’s Always Sunny but in space. He’s running around all day killing space rats and trying to prevent the station from falling into the wormhole and then those ungrateful assholes are all “O'Brien my replicator has been broken for two hours now what do you even do around here”

damage report, Chief O’Brien

It’s Always Sunny on Terok Nor

finish him.

my life summarized in two pictures

I just got an image of that Always Sunny episode where the health inspector’s coming over and Charlie’s running around all overly frantically and panicking and getting increasingly shrill while everyone else is useless and messy and nearly ruins it for him by trying to pull a stupid scam while the inspector’s over, except it’s Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise

Kirk: No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! What’s wrong with the toilet?

Bones: Looks clogged.

Kirk: What the hell? I just had these all in, like, perfect working condition!

Bones: Must be my shoes.

Kirk: Your shoes? What are you talking about?

Bones: Well, when I said I lost my shoes, I didn’t mean I didn’t know where they were. It’s just that they were gone.

Kirk: You flushed your shoes down the toilet? Why would you do that?

Bones: It’s an anxiety thing, Jim. Everybody’s moving so fast all of a sudden, it freaks me out. Flushing things gives me control. It’s a thing.

Kirk: That’s not a thing.

Bones: It’s a thing.

Kirk: That’s not a thing, I’ve never heard of that thing!

ds9 au where garak is less passive-aggressive and more just straight-up rude

concept: star trek, but with iasip-style title cards