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Kermit + Mario. Kermio.

@itsa-me-kermio

she/her

I just. Fucking love. Dragon Age 2. It sucks so bad and it has me by the dick and by the heart. Picked this game with my pussy. It's about Direct Action and Murder and Game Night With the Lads (gender neutral) and looking hot and gross on a Tuesday night. It's about being an unhinged fruit. You get to blow up a fascist-sympathizer bishop.

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sisko: mr garak it appears the station needs your help once again
garak: [lana del rey voice] who, me? i?? [laughs] why, commander, i couldn’t possibly. i’m just a tailor. a humble tailor. a simple, vapid, gay tailor. i only know about trivial, homosexual things like scarves, textiles, classic literature, mimosas–
sisko: mr garak, how many times do i have to tell you? we don’t HAVE that stereotype in the future anymore!! now, you can either help us stop dr bashirs dragon age 57 mod from 3D printing snakes onto the promenade or i’m having you extradited to breen!!!