My friend texted this to me and said she couldn’t tell if this was a drink or drain cleaner
it's giving me such mixed messages like it says "non-toxic" and "industrial strength" but also "no sugar" and "gluten-free"
the drink of all time
Forbidden juice
Like those 5-in-1 men’s shampoos
justin bieber having traction alopecia from his disgusting matted “””dreadlocks””” is about to send me over the edge
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reblog and put in the tags a medical fact about yourself (can be something you have or something unusual about yourself).
someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing
Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background
Mutuals this could be us
Opening up a boy with the cold ones
If I had a gf that was taller than me I would simply not be mad about it. Sorry to all the shorties out there but I’m built different.
when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died
the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed
Orpheus turned around cause lil nas x slid down the pole right behind him
Not to turn you on or anything but I’ll support you emotionally
This is seven seconds of stupid, and I’ve watched it five times. Enjoy.
Hotch: Why would you give a knife to Reid?!
Emily, shrugging: Reid felt unsafe.
Hotch: Now I feel unsafe!
Emily: I'm sorry...
Emily: Would you like a knife?
We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
or
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
“listen here, cumslut.”
I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.
that time when everyone praised this guy on facebook for being a Nice Guy, despite how he literally stalked this girl in college and at restaurants. called the girl a bitch for not accepting his advances.
no one would want to tickle you if you identify as something like that
ok bet
reblog this if youd tickle a non binary person
enbies are cool beans
