Moth

The urge to bother my mutuals

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3

vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

i need an angel to slay

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

*if ur on moble screenshot it

This. Is. The funniest thing. I’ve seen. In days. Always reblog. Always reblog. Oh my gooood.

Oh and I got Cherries, Thunder and Ambition from screenshotting this.

Coffee, a hurricane and warmth…

So somewhere in the tropics I guess

Sugar, soft rain, and recklessness. Okay drama queen lol

"But why does this character need to be transgender" Well, my friend, I'm glad you asked. That's what we in the business call a character detail. Most characters have a few of those.

Hey if you google “a really little frog” you can just look at pictures of really little frogs. Hope this helps.

LOOK AT THAT OMG

Ohhhh that one’s really little

microdosing on being goth by wearing black jeans

microdosing on being goth by shoplifting in rome

i am a big believer in biting people

I'm a reincarnated Victorian detective who didn't lose the arrogance or sarcasm

Hey why the fuck am I not a slightly ominous forest entity that you only see out of the corner of your eye on a foggy day

If you had to get a tattoo from the last show you watched, what would it be?

A 12 million year old crab was hiding in this rock

Paleontologists are fuckin wild, this man literally just saw a bit of discoloration on a smooth rock and went

time for crab

ramadan mubarak to my beautiful muslim friends may this month bring us the peace we’ve been seeking

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right

i think about this post literally every day