I was gonna draw something more serious but sometimes u just gotta draw memes
Laura: Robin! How did you find me?
Robin: It’s one of the things I’m supposed to be good at.
–Tim Drake with Laura Fell [Darla Aquista] (Robin #144 – Days of Fire and Madness)
Some people say the Legend of Zelda series has too many different ancient sky-dwelling precursor civilisations. I say those people are cowards. The next Zelda game should feature the ruins of an ancient sky-dwelling precursor civilisation whose statues and murals all inexplicably look exactly like Tingle.
women’s bathrooms aren’t havens to get away from the evil men or anything they’re where i go to take a shit
Some more headcanons when the Pevensies come back to England:
-All of them have a strange lisp from living in Narnia for so long. When they are together, they will often speak Narnian, and when asked about the origins of the strange language no one else understands, all they give you is a mysyerious smile.
-It is absolutely impossible to get a rise out of Susan. When taunted, ridiculed or tested by other girls who envy her confidence, all she will do is smile and offer some words of advice. She has dealt with threats far more serious and deadly than high school British kids, and she finds their little power plays nothing but funny Soon, it becomes an unwritten rule not to mess with her. She'll smile back and kill you with kindness.
-Edmund and Peter spend the first few weeks learning how to walk without a sword at their side. All their adult lives, they've worn one, and they still compensate for the weight slightly. Especially Peter, commander of the armies, feels extremely naked without his blade.
-Lucy has the hardest time getting used to England again. The girls her age are mean and stupid, and she finds it hard not to call them out on it. Her intelligence is often mistaken for arrogance. She throws herself into dancing, the one thing Narnia has given her that is of use in the normal world.
-Edmund is completely changed, overnight it seems. Where he was first a nagging, annoying brat, he now seems a beacon of calmness and wit, able to solve any problem. The bond with his brother Peter is so strong the two seem to be able to read each others minds. This is especially true during fencing class, where they are the two best students by a distance. They move so in sync some people wonder if they are twins
-The first time the Pevensies ride horses together again the rest of class gasps audibly. They all seem to grow taller in the sadle, and they communicate with their horses in a way that seems impossible.
-Peter never gets used to the disrespect other kids show him, and will respond to every insult with a blow. He doesn't get over what they have lost , and writes story after story about the most beautiful imaginary world he calls Narnia. His teachers, from English to theology to history, all agree that he should be a writer. But the fighting only gets worse. Soon, kids have to gang up on him to even be able to touch him. And when Edmund decides to help, it's basically a wrap. He is far smarter than he lets on, and his back is always so straight it seems like he is 3 inches taller than his classmates. Bullies learn to avoid him, and he is fiercly loyal to his friends, even if that gets him in trouble.
-There is a rumour that the Pevensies are royals or at least nobles . No one knows from where, but the war could have changed things. Either way, they are everyone's favorite gossip subject.
WAIT YOUR ART RECS ARE OPEN?? Can you please draw Ravio??? I love him he makes me violently silly
Violently silly is now my new favorite thing to say ty anon
Fran drescher opposes vaccine mandates just fyi
I guarantee you the studios are going through every outspoken actor's files looking for something, anything to discredit them. Ron Perlman is probably undergoing the deepest background check of his life right now, thanks to Bob Iger.
So brace yourself to hear some unsavory shit about your favorite actors in the next few weeks. Some of it might even be true. But that doesn't change the righteousness of the cause or the truths they speak.
this was like 8 individual slaps in the face
Google earth, always taking pics ~ ☆
Thank you SO MUCH @carriecmoney for doing the coloring!! :,o I’m eternally grateful!
those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me
so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye
Edgy fanfiction critics can eat my entire ass.
there was so much I wanted to do in this part, like Epona's Song (with the ocarina and the horse call/Ilia's necklace), and then I thought this moment was a good chance for Twilight to remember the Hero's Shade, but that meant Time needed to fight something and I chose to draw More Horses and I d i e d
Some stuffs I worked on last year for The Legend of Zelda fan art anthology I made with my friends :D
Kel: ...and I've been getting expensive presents from this mysterious benefactor ever since my first year as a page. 🫤 It's baffling, I mean, who could it possibly be? 🤷🏼
Raoul: Right, absolutely baffling. Excuse me for a sec
*sounds of running feet and a door slamming open*
Raoul: ALANNA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WOULD HAVE HELPED 😭
I’m considering reposting some highlights since it’s been… seven years… any thoughts? Would anyone be interested in rereading/discovering some stories again?
Yes. Pls.
Tell me the sticker tales; the secrets never explained, only hinted at by a purchase list.
I must experience the highs and lows again
Well that’s gonna make me cry thanks!!!!
What I need is something that comes in a corked glass jar with a brown paper label and a woodcut portrait of a guy whose first name is apparently "Professor" on it. I think that would fix me.
Just start trying them in order, see what happens.
I wonder what it tastes like with Sprite




