"if this doesn't work out ill just kill myself" has gotten me through all of lifes trials
thank-you-everyone-deactivated2
naughty leopard breads receive sexy punish naughty leopard breads misbehaving breads
phoneus
naughty sexy leopard breads wiggle and slice misbehaving punish breads naughty leopard bread receive sexy retribution naughty leopard breads know what it has done naughty leopard breads atone for its sins naughty leopard bread accepts pain with the serenity of a Saint Sebastian naughty leopard bread forgives you
phoneus
forgives you forgives you
fucked up in the crib rocking bug pants
white man lingerie
imagining walking thru a crowded market street and hearing several town criers shouting these at me
as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...
Pro tip: (seriously) have some nicotine. You’ll either get it or not, vapes don’t count. Either way you’ll learn something.
A slowly collapsing prairie home.
3:28am thinking about Him (captain death of the terrible privateer)
nominative determinism win: captain death died
