retired discourse blog but what else is new

hmmm

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors

What it’s like being on the ftm tag

translation : “I will forcefully insert myself into your space because I’m arrogant and I have not matured yet”

Just donated $15 to the bushfire appeal, which isn't really much, but I guess any amount helps in situations this dire. Please, if you have any money spare, perhaps left over from the holidays, please consider donating!

Here's a list of charities you can donate to

Buzzfeed is like its own onion article.

Me: *wants 2 join mlm/nblm servers 2 interact with the fellow gays*

Nblm servers: *nonexistent*

Every mlm server?? : cis guys only! No nonbinary ppl! No afab ppl!

Me, not cis, sorta nonbinary, afab: okay nvm then.. :(

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

we need more women like this in law

Perish, fool

“asexual awareness week” dont worry. we are all aware of how annoying you are

also pee cup drug tests are another example of the world/tools being engineered for men

what does this mean

aiming your piss into a tiny cup is incompatible with female anatomy, there are other drug testing methods like sweat patches and cheek swabs that don't require women to piss all over their hands

oh this bitch got peepee hands lmaooo

i want everyone who’s ever asked me to use they/them pronouns to know that it was not an innocent mistake. i could tell you were a theythem the second you walked into the room and i made the deliberate decision to look you in your dumb face and use gendered language corresponding with the sex that you very clearly are. and i began deliberately ignoring your dumb request before you even finished saying it. because you’re dumb and i don’t respect you

i dont get the hate with greentexting outside of 4chan

it can take a statement like 

“wow its really pathetic that you dont own an avocado tree” and simplifies it to

A lot of racists use it outside the site

A lot of racists like to eat barbeque but that ain’t gonna make me stop eating delicious brisket because I ain’t a bitch

Stoners are fucking annoying but weed should still be legal

I would rather deal with some idiot who thinks that posting greyscale videos of them taking rips from their bong while mouthing dashboard confessional lyrics on snapchat is high art than live in a world where illegal weed is the primary source of labor for the prison industrial system

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors

power move: if someone irl tells you they identify as a demiboy or their pronouns are xe/xim just act like youve never used the internet before in your entire life and have no clue what theyre talking about and just keep acting like a blissfully ignorant socially adjusted individual and they’ll eventually leave you alone. 

I was at a job interview once and we had to say our pronouns. This straight girl asked what a pronoun was and I thought the nb manager was gonna die lmao.

LMAOO one time my art teacher asked us to go around and state our pronouns and so many people were like “whats a pronoun?? what?” and the teacher was like “so i know how you identify :)” and everyone’s same response was “identify???” 

That’s beautiful. God bless normal people.

God bless people with an actual life who aren’t spoilt enough to play around with “gender identity” and actually expect people to adhere to it …

me looking despairingly at normies blessed with blissful unawareness of the bullshit gender identity fad