The euphoria of receiving a legit new follower during the Great Tumblr Pornbot Siege of 2022/2023

That's cool you're hot but are you a nice person?

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

You can't experience this anywhere else

my slut era has begun (is too shy to start a conversation)

fuck your tote bag. wow sorry i crossed the line

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

I made this

And still, each time I talk to you, I fall in love with you all over again.

-Mahmoud Darwish

I found a pin of a lady getting ate out by the moon on my moms dresser

they should invent a sunday that doesn’t have a monday right after it

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

take care polar bear

*pulls on my red string of fate like this*:

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.