Maddie

Nacho and Goat head to the forest only to become bitter rivals over a leaf. 

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there’s something simple and hilarious about watching animals completely unsuited for a certain biome taking a supervised romp through that biome

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this is so cute!

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

this old bo burnham poem is oddly appropriate in 2016

It’s like he predicted it.

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

Favorite moment

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

This makes me think of when people think the largest animals in a mixed species exhibit are “the boss” like boy howdy the smallest ones usually rule the roost.

you won’t EVEN believe

the generation after the millennials is on another, superior plane of humor

i love this

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks

Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you 👏 can 👏 and 👏 cannot 👏 ship 👏 many 👏 regulations 👏 depend 👏 on 👏 the 👏 destination 👏 weight 👏 and 👏 content 👏

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

literally what compelled somebody to make this

the power of christ